From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( Damocles ...all my troubles seemed so spam and cheese, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 12:54, archived)

pffffffffffffffffffffft
hah hah hah hah hah!
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Fri 12 Nov 2004, 12:55, archived)

Woo yay! That is a winner!
needs blood for after the watershed though,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 12:57, archived)

oh yes
wonderful
( MrA, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 12:58, archived)

pearoast
Shirley?
( mediocre *canned laughter*, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:03, archived)