I hear Marge is doing the Alternative Queen's Speech...


(not that I had any hummus to illustrate it decently...)

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:51, archived)

I hear the bells.

( Danblez, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)

I see the flies.

( 100% Cock Raw like carrots., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:59, archived)

I fly the seas

( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:00, archived)

the sea sees me

(shux, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

Ch4 can take The Simpsons and shove it up their big fat arse
I feel cheated, repeats of old shows during the week we've seen a million fucking times before and a single new episode on Friday... woo-fucking-hoo
cunts
( Haku "Chris Waddle!" - http://b3ta.com/board/10647831, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:53, archived)

yeah...
and they repeat the new ones on Sunday!
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:54, archived)

hear hear!
All the week epsiodes they have shown so far I have on dvd. Pain in the arse.
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

And and and

fuckin adverts I ask you.....
( Danblez, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:56, archived)

The put adverts in the middle?!
The progs only about 17 mins anyway! I havent watched on 4 yet
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)

I find that
whenever I watch, it's the same one or two. Like feckin bleedin gums and Lisa singing the JazzMan.... :( grrrr
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:57, archived)

Lisa episodes are shit
As are most of the songs.

imagine my horror when they made a shitty musical Lisa episode.
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

I've noticed the episodes C4 are showing
aren't mercilessly hacked down (to fit in extra ads) like those on Sky... so there's new stuff even in the old episodes.
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 13:58, archived)

Nah
these are old enough to have been shown on BBC2, which has no breaks.

Also on DVD I believe.
( dingochutney *parp*, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:06, archived)