Santa had a present for little Timmy


Inspired by zero

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(Sticky-fingers, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:52, archived)

gah!
paedo-xmas..
( Finite is missing a tooth :(, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:53, archived)

arf!
I can see Santa's willy... pfffttt...
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

too clever!


rude boy
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:54, archived)

is he gonna empty his sack?

( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)

arf

( Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:58, archived)

someone else
is going to eat santa's cookie
(cheebatv, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

It is huge
he only comes once a year
( sinisterduck, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

And when he does it's down yer chimney!

( mike woz ere puts the 'sexy' in 'dyslexia', Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

Hahahaha
Genius!
( Naive Amoeba Hardly ever goes on this site anymore., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

Arghh! NSFW!
My boss just saw that and now I've been fired and reported to the police.

Merry fucking Xmas
( Spunkmeyer, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

Winner!

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

Brilliant

( Nath, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

One of my favourites so far

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)