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(acedias wish you were here..(and i wasn't), Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

Kill it......
....kill it now before it turns evil.
( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

They are born evil

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

.
*gets crowbar for jack*....you want mild steel or anvil?
(D7JAB, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

Neither....
...fetch some silver...it's the only way.....
( JollyJack really needs a new laptop, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

Awww that's just too cute
for Channel Snore.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

I pinch its head.
I pinch eet 'til eet pops.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

Was that from the Canadian comedy show
"Kids in the hall"?
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

It was from my head. Never seen kids in the hall.
What's a 'Canada'? Is that in Wales?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

There was a character that
would walk about saying "I'm pinching your head, I'm pinching your head!" whilst pinching his fingers together
it might be on here
www.comedycentral.com/tv_shows/thekidsinthehall/
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)

Wayhay.
Lots of video clips - that's my afternoon sorted.

Ta.
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)

I thought it was
"I'm crushing your head!"...

As an aside: I used to teach Virtual Reality at university; some bonkers scientists somewhere invented a technique for selecting objects in immersive VR environments based on the technique of "crushing your head". And I had to teach this. (The comedy show was actually cited in the academic paper they published their work in!) Imagine trying to explain that sketch to a bunch of bored final year undergrads on a wet friday afternoon. One of the most bizare experiences of my life...

Apol.s for text.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)

Yes you're right
I thought it really hilarious. It's a pity it's not on anymore.
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:49, archived)

Yup,
it wasn't a bad show at all. It's the sort of thing Paramount channel will probably show...

(will now be mostly "crushing the head" of Mrs Doc all weekend long)
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)

Pets aren't just for christmas
They keep for up to six months in the freezer.
(Quiet, you!, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)

aww how cute!


*fetches spade*
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)