Thought I'd give it a go...

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( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:01, archived)

I'm
loving that one
(soupeh came out of lurking on, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)

someone's looking for a job at channel 4,
try hard media whore

Woo yay!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:03, archived)

I'll try
to take that as a complement :o)
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:04, archived)

it was meant as one
I was saying that your's is better than most, so you clearly put some thought an effort into it.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)

however,
I went on to imply that the reason you put some thought and effort into it was because you foresaw that your efforts might lead to some sort of reward from C4 and possibly a job eventually leading to you killing John Snow and taking his position and pinko liberal news reader.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:07, archived)

I'm like an open book
aren't I?
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)

yes
from that picture I understood that you desire to kill John Snow and take his job.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)

so
Olembe is a homicidal maniac with delusions of grandeur, and you just talk to yourself?
( Wasp Box is your next PM, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:22, archived)

oooooooooh!
*touches with finger*
*rubs onto gums*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)

Ho ho ho
merry festive loon
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:08, archived)

ha ha ha
that's Ace!
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:05, archived)

thats actually really really good,
i could see that on tv!

well done!
( viperrr mostly comes out at night, mostly, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:24, archived)

Woo!
I like the way you got "semen" in there...
(Tiny Clanger and his vibrating badger of DOOM, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:47, archived)

Honestly
I didn't realise that. Still, it's festive...
( Olembe NOW with added blogism: bamboobadger.blogspot.com, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 11:18, archived)