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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:44, archived)

pfft
woo and yay sir
(GoldenFanjita, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

if I made one person pffft
I'm happy
( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:48, archived)

pffft
BTW, at the moment, the ranking of things which make b3tans feel a xmassy include:

6th place: Yellow snow
10th: Jesus (being crucified)
17th: Nazis
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

where's tiger woods?

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:48, archived)

Go on.
Be a Tiger.
( Reckless_Rik, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

rargh!

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

Way down the list
along with crudely drawn cocks, Mort, Chicken Girl and hanukkah candles.
Edit: although I have a sneaking suspicion that Mort will be top 10 by the end of the week
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:50, archived)

hanukkah,
the true meaning of christmas.
( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

oy
vey
( madrabbi, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:52, archived)

hehehe/.

( Sunshine Elephant, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:54, archived)

I *heart*
my username, sometimes ;)
( madrabbi, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 17:02, archived)

I don't post that many*
*may not be true
( giant_squid, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

*blows dust off book of records*
10 Mort entries in the "shop something happy" challenge alone, Mr Squid.
*tsk*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

b3tans know the real meaning of christmas

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:49, archived)

booze porn drugs and kitins

( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:52, archived)

sounds like a plan,
I'll see you in the pub in 20 minutes and we'll get started.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

as long as we don't stop until boxing day

( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

you and me mate,
against the world!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:58, archived)

that's
12th, 23rd, 46th, and 8th places respectively.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

before someone saw your
screen?
( Jay, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:47, archived)

my boss is sat next to me
and has been all day
*presses 'home' to return to company 'website'*
( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:49, archived)

I've just moved desks
have had my back to the door for years but now I am safe for potatosloppery once again.
The squirrels will rise, oh yes.
( Jay, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

I await that day
with much anticipation
will there be a nuts?
( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:53, archived)

There will be a selection of fine nuts
and automatic weaponary.
( Jay, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:57, archived)

will they be wearing pirate hats?
*drools*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 17:01, archived)

hahaha
he looks 4k'd
( mrbongo sweating like a formicophiliac on I'm a celebrity, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:49, archived)

aye
that has bindun though
( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:54, archived)

very nice...
now I feel all christmassy and it's only November
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:51, archived)

glad to be of service
*doffs cap*
( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)

hahahahaha
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:55, archived)

ta!

( twig has new glasses, Fri 12 Nov 2004, 16:56, archived)