alternative food for an alternative crissmass

have a turkittin

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:07, archived)

Oooh oooh oooh
Can I have a leg ?
( FoldsFive Gold Rings, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:07, archived)

damn i should have added
wings
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:08, archived)

i
dont think giving it any kind of panty liner would of helped in the long run....
( Tyronne hid in the attic, not the balloon., Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)

can i have ..
roasted babies to go with that?
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:09, archived)

what dit you
use for stuffing?
whyle onthe subject how did you stuff it?
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:11, archived)

mice
and catnip
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:13, archived)

arf!
i'll take 2 please, with fries and fat cola
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:15, archived)

want extra mice
with that ?
(Bertie, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:18, archived)

nope,
just the tails, preferable cut off with a carving knife, they also need to be blind.
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:27, archived)

i dunno,
looks a little undercooked to me
(Smoking Joe, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 10:23, archived)

A kitten is not just for Christmas
With a bit of luck there will be some leftovers for Boxing Day
( Zak Canard remembers this place, vaguely, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 20:33, archived)