variation on a theme
ever tried putting the damn toys together for the kids on Christmas Day ?



From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)

hahahaha,
and there's always one piece missing.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)

yes,
scalextric is quite a challange as is mouse trap.
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)

Moustrap is shite
They come up with such an intricate and 'fun' gadget, and attach it to the most pathetic board game imaginable and the bloody thing only gets set off once. PAH!

/edit Scalextric on the other hand is nothing short of a gift from The Gods.
( thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)

Especially when you club together with your mates
and produce a track bigger than scotland

admittedly the arguements after over which piece is whose are a trifling erksome
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)

not if you leave with a cross-over
that you know you didn't arrive with ;-)
( thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:42, archived)

But then you realise that one of the fuckers has walked of with
your souped up mini clubman
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)

But you've got this years
Focus WRC from somewhere, so its not too bad
( thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:47, archived)

I understood every word you said there

The sentences gave me a problem
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:49, archived)

hehe...I've usually put them together before christmas
then give the kids a large cardboard box to play with


Edit:noon b3ta...I see the spirit of gross commercialism is alive and well in the latest compo...well done my faith in subhumanity is restored
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:35, archived)

Funnily enough,
I am currently putting together a patent application for an invention that is going to make me rich! Rich beyond my wildest dreams I tells ya! And no, I’m not going to tell you what it is :-p
( thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:39, archived)

It's a large cardboard box isn't it
*smug
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)

Shit
*rushes to teh patent office*
( thegoose, quietly backs out of the room hoping no one noticed, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:43, archived)

HAHAHA
to late wannabe
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 12:44, archived)