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(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 14:57, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
...
( Kaiser, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 14:59, archived)

i'm noticing a theme with your stuff today,
top dollar.
( Sunshine Elephant, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:01, archived)

The theme is
"dildos, vibrators and anal toys".
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:02, archived)

tried any of those yourself?
i guess the answer is yes..
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)

No. I am male.
And I am not paricularly fond of ramming things up my arse.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:10, archived)

im sensing
an unfulfiled fantasy you are in denial of.
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:12, archived)

No. I have tried it.
It's a pain in the arse.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:15, archived)

you are forgetting the magic letters
K Y
(codiak, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:17, archived)

( Kaiser, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:06, archived)

Bzzzzzzz!
Ha ha! Is that what you want for christmas then?
( Smallbrainfield, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:03, archived)

No.
I want world peace.
(themanwhofellasleep, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)

*looks for big enough wrapping paper*
*finds none*
And look at that saddle. Sorry. Maybe next year, eh son.
( Smallbrainfield, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:07, archived)

hahaha
I hope to god they use that
(Smoking Joe, Sat 13 Nov 2004, 15:04, archived)