Mort's Christmas topiary
Mort's Christmas skiing trip

Mort's silly pun

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:14, archived)

hahahaha
brilliant
( manwithunderpantsonhead older than a Time Lord, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)

I love Mort dearly,
but necks really shouldn't be able to do that.
( Comma, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:15, archived)

don't worry
he'll recover in "necks" to no time.
( giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)

you're
sticking your neck out with that opinion...
( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

*groans*
(and not with pleasure)
( Blue Star *hearts* Guy Garvey very very much, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:22, archived)

*starts pleasure giving devise*

( Mykeyboy A massive, salty filing cabinet, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:23, archived)

I saw several of them get in line and fondle a deer. Have you ever seen a neck-row-feel-a-yak?
( giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:24, archived)

I'll shamelessly repost this


To prove that Mort's not doing anything dangerous.
( giant_squid, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:26, archived)

hehe

( Sunshine Elephant, Sun 14 Nov 2004, 0:16, archived)