I fucking hate MSPaint
and liver



and Pernod

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( iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:13, archived)

Have a liver and pernod magic pie
tastes exactly like chicken . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:14, archived)

Why thank you
/vomits profusely
( iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:15, archived)

*Shouts
Anyone want a profuse vomit flavoured magic pie?

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:17, archived)

chop some liver up
put it in a thermos flask...
( Thor_sonofodin https://twitter.com/Thor_sonofodin, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:16, archived)

And give it to
a tramp

Even tramps won't eat liver. That is a fact*

They will drink Pernod though.

*may not be
( iwannabeabonobo has been buying lots of gadgets this weekend, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 11:19, archived)

Pernod
is the liquor of Gods. and me. I love teh Pernod!
(mercary, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 19:39, archived)