Animal Christmases




From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( Smallbrainfield, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:10, archived)

Top hole, old man.
Top hole.
(31 year old train driver who may or may not have just celebrated a birthday recently, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:12, archived)

You get A gold star
and 15 scratch and sniff stickers of your choice, My favorite has to be pie or kitty (not the meowing type)
(Scott_ish got this sig out of a crackerjack box on, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:14, archived)

I read that
as 'scratch 'n' sniff knickers' . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:15, archived)

Ditto.

( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:16, archived)

You'll only get into trouble if you do that.
Trust me.
(checkers, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:19, archived)

surely
penguins would herd fish, not sheep?
(haberman (it blasted him with its awareness), Mon 15 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)