This worked sooo much better in my head...


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( Mr Leroy Your local friendly <GM>, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)

We four kings from Leicester Square...
Selling ladies underwear
knicker elastic
quite fantastic
la la la la....Wooo
(its a bloody shambles, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:20, archived)

not very safe to wear

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:27, archived)

But easy on the eye

(its a bloody shambles, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:31, archived)

buy your grannie a pair
i thought
( bookerina, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 16:34, archived)