I'm too drunk to watch T.V.


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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(FAQ, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:00, archived)

It's
definitely fluffy

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:06, archived)

Or you've just stayed up 'till
4:30am, hoping desperately for some boob flash in the array of French cinema.
( Banana, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:10, archived)

I found that the Internet solved that problem
And opened up a world of porn for cowards.
( Your Mum, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:14, archived)

Or for non- night shift workers.

( Banana, Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:26, archived)

SUPERFLUFF!
WOO
(Restoration Dept., Mon 15 Nov 2004, 18:20, archived)