From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(1.618..., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)

and the point to these are?
...

didn't think so
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

yes
what the fuck is going on?
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:10, archived)

this sucks so much
"Channel 4 has contacted b3ta and asked us to ask you to "re-design the C4 logo to promote their 'alternative Christmas'."
( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

You're so angry
you forgot your crown :(
( Mu 's lovely horse stomping through the field, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:13, archived)

I still don't
get exactly what they mean by redesign. Do they want a brand new style of logo, or do they just want some graphics or animations incorporating the 4-logo?
( The Neville : enjoying 'Splosion Man too much, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

my guess is the second
preferably christmas related, since that's what it asks for
( Or is it?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

i'm guessing the second one.
if they wanted a new logo, they'd hire an absurdly expensive image consultant to change the 4 to comic sans
( lazygamer losing weight by shitting profusely (20lbs so far), Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)

they want it tilted
and made out of random colors.

or maybe not tilted at all.

their christmases are really alternative.
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

the latter
but the first is more fun.
fnaaaaaaaaaargh


( ? .[]D.[].[]0[].[]D. ?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

Well, quite..
And nothing says christmas like a brand spanking new brown and pink colour scheme. I'm sure they'll snap it up. Money in the bank..


pffft
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Is it supposed to be something rude
and I'm missing the point?
(b3tasux, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

we can but hope..
but I sorely doubt it. How I long for the days of badly drawn cock.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

DELETE THIS NOW
ta.
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

hello twinkle.
you coming down to the London soon?
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:18, archived)

oh hang on..
is it "a biting satirical sideswipe at the lack of originality in the challenge"?

Or not.
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:14, archived)

Well, if it is..
it's more of a gummy suckerpunch-line in the vague direction of the lack of originality..
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:17, archived)

I see Rudolph,
except for the pink bit.
( DogHorse if you can read this so can your mum, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

yeah
i think that's what it is.
given that the filename is "rud."

which is pretty clever.

but the pink one is confusing me, too.
(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:20, archived)

one word:
cock.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:21, archived)

rudolph has a cock on the side of his head?

(schnurricane, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:22, archived)

I didn't say it was *his* cock...
but yes, there is frequently a cock in that general position. It takes a lot of encouragement to get a fat man down a chimney.
(PsychoApeMan Riding a white pig to the edge of Lapland, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:24, archived)

Oh F-U-C-K O-F-F you tedious boob.
It's not funny and it's not clever. It's just annoying. Oh, and incase you -are- just trying to make a cynical statement on the futility of this week's competition?; STILL ANNOYING AS FUCK.
(Text_Fish -- Humourcide., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:16, archived)

well i think it's great
( Oysdgp inside the white bone, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 1:21, archived)