Property Ladder Christmas Special


From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(FJ_Reg, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)

LADIES' BOOBIES!!!!!

( giant_squid, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)

Women's Knickers!

( charliedontsurf, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:24, archived)

NIPPLES!!!!

( northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

Mittens!

( charliedontsurf, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

phwoar.

(_Felix suspicious character from prehistoric caucasus, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)

bosoms!

( Agent Muu b3ta.com/board/9745928 <- b3taday festivities!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

.
Mammary glands.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

herring

( rhcpaul - you don't need pants for the victory dance, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 20:22, archived)

What?

( Syncubus Yarr! Ye'll be walking Planck's Constant! [GMT-5], Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:59, archived)

She has got definite nipplage
in the 66E shot.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Must be cold
poor dear
(CerberusDog woof, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)

GENTLEMEN'S EQUIPMENT!
* double takes *
* runs away *
( giant_squid, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

_{tummy sticks}
( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)

.
purple cobras
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)

YES FATHER YES
MESSAGE UNDERSTOOD
(doctorgeorge It's good to be back, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

...snigger...
(Johnny Catfish - Yowsa!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

doesn't matter if he's single or not
she's clearly just sucked him off
( twig has new glasses, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

Well noticed,
jizzmaster.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

I never miss
a gobbler
( twig has new glasses, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

THERE'S a "Dear Deidre" I'd like to see in The Sun
I'm ALL for Norks..
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

hahaha
grrreat!
( The Duke of Prunes, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

very nicely done
love the way her facial expression changes
(nephtali, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

hmmmm
36 D
unless she is taller than I think in which case bigger
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

Sarah Beeny.....
... has teh top bollox
(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

BEENY!

More for you Beeny lovers...

members.fortunecity.com/noops050/fcnoops_sarah_beeny.html

Fighter pilots thumbs...
( Donkey Gums Is engaged now to someone he's never met, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 16:39, archived)

38G
/expert
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:27, archived)

naah her frame isn't really a 38
more like a 36 and I reckon E.. 36E

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)

36D
Plus some push up implants, I went to buy a bra with the missus last week they all had padding in them, it was like here your bra we have allready filled half of it up for you.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)

naa
definitely no padding in them, you can see her nipple poking through.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)

well
maybe the sillicone bits you pop underneath then, but point taken 36E it is.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:43, archived)

I would go with 36F
My woman is 34E [Bwuhahahahaaaa] and I reckon they're slightly bigger.


mmmmm...... soapy tit wank.........
(Mazrim, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:45, archived)

Our lass is a H'er

( Rev. A-MOL is lurking around these parts again, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 20:51, archived)

Thay have been particularly boisterous lately
now that she's nursing.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Didn't know...
... she'd dropped a sprog
(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

Yep.
Last episode she was looking heavily knocked up at the start, and at the end, no bulge but very "motherly" bosoms.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:31, archived)

They..
.. are the only reason I watch



( * )( * )
(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

Probably more like this now:
\ / \ /
 \/ \/
  * *
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

if they
are supposed to be motherly they should be
(_*)(_*)
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)

I've always....
....wanted to rip that womans shirt open.


Is that so wrong?
(Mazrim, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

no
as long as you provide her with one that fitts afterwards, can you imangine carrying a fridge with her.
you "lift your end up"
her "I can't my clothing is overly tight, why do you want me to move the fridge anyway?"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:41, archived)

Congrats
On your FP!
( harribo, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:36, archived)

Wahey
Utterly desevered front page. Woo to you!
( Smallbrainfield, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:38, archived)

Thanks
I've now broken my duck.
(Has anyone got any glue?)
(FJ_Reg, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 13:44, archived)

All the woo to you
How nice does she look in this picture?!
www.channel4.com/4homes/media/O/ontv/presenters/large/property_ladder4_lg.jpg
(Ssco, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:07, archived)

haha
nice tits indeed
( gazz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 14:16, archived)

Chipalata
I'd prod her and then eat some crisps.
( pobblepop, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:20, archived)

that's really nicely done
woo!
( dotmund shut up dotmund, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 9:40, archived)

Excellent!
Woo to you!
( mog, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 13:55, archived)

hahah, way to go Reggio!
"Dude" here, sorry I've been a little bit absent from the FJ forums recently. But BM sat behind me on the bus the other week, and I haven't got over the shock yet.
( Calqhoon, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 20:52, archived)