Alternative enough for yer Channel 4? ;)


From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

arf!
Brilliumpt!
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

Yay and

( SauronWibble I'll hold it, you lick it..., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

That's the way....
Woo!
(Log of the Bar, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

TJ- DOOMSTUDENT:
I use Arcsoft Photostudio, and although it can produce good results, it is clunky and quirky, and has no animation features. I downloaded MS gif animator, which is an awful programme, but it can create animations! Try it!
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)

Lurk it!
Lurk it hard!
(mynci boy, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)

hahaha i know that
*reads paper*
( GrandmaOfShoes, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

oh yeahhhhh
we have a winner! w/y/h!
(albatross! aka Rameses Niblick III Kerplunk kerplunk - whoops, where's my thribble?, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

Hehe
nicely!
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

*claps*
woo!
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

wtf
what's with all the 4s lately??
(redneckrufus, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

*sigh*
its the competition
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)

o...k
whatever.
(redneckrufus, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

Do you want a clue?

(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

are you really
an idiot?
( Devil Duck: ( ' )< and his cunning stunts, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

a
hahahahaha
*points*

*laughs*
( Prof. Slocombe checked Google and found out that its, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)

So you're saying, you're enough of a cunt to keep posting pivot
even after it's pretty clear no-one likes it, and you're too stupid to even read the competition, or consider that it might be that?
(Sticky Label, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

Sirrah,
I like your style!
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

passes
fluff
( connor, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)

Yeah
Any why has everyone been going on about President Bush during the last week?
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

Bowled over
Woo
(Benz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)

That's brillllllllllllllllll - e - ant
laughed? I almost shat
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

Gagh! I missed the warning!
Your name has "cunt" in!
(Log of the Bar, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

hahah
nice
(Sticky Label, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

He he he....
and generally what I would prefer to do than watch channel 4.....
(Log of the Bar, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

Now that's class
Woo to you
( The Snockerty Friddle, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

Genius!
Pure genius, sir!
( Hohum21, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

ahhh
hahahahahahaa best one yet!
( NomDePlume fo shizzle my nizzle old bean, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

big brother must be on'telly

(i love my brick, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

Fwap
...... uh i mean woo
(Jenovaschild, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

Hah, reminds me of 'people on the toilet' from monkeydust

( Randomgazz, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

vunderbar
hooray for yule logs!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

May they be long, firm and nutty.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)

Fantastic.
Brilliant.
Cracking.
( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

Parp!
That is sooper :¬)
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:43, archived)

best
one so far

by far
(phantomboner, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)

hahahaha
that is the best thing i have seen for ages

w/y/h/p
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 16:12, archived)

Winner.
We have a winner. A winner. Winner.
W I N N E R.
A winner? Yes.
( collapsibletank Add friend, Ignore, Hide, Seek, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 16:42, archived)

No FP?
What is the world coming to?
( Spunk Murphy Tchaikovsky is a synonym for fanny, apparently, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 18:18, archived)