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(1.618..., Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:11, archived)

I have done...and it's covering all the nekkid ladies


Edit: I have a strange feeling the posts are going to start again in about 30 seconds
( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:13, archived)

seamless is fun, why didn't I think of this before?

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:28, archived)

( Kaiser, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:29, archived)

if only he'd gone to Nam........

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:30, archived)

If only he'd just gone...

( Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:32, archived)

well according to some 'really' reliable documents
he did go to nam
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:33, archived)

by nam, those documents mean
he went to the pub
(Azzek!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:35, archived)

yeah
the nam's head
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)

clever, now shop it!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:39, archived)

but it's late
I'll do it tommorow
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:42, archived)

huzzah!

( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:48, archived)

he went to
nambypambyland like the most of his cabinet
( Mushroom, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)

well of course
they're all children of rich families*

*some may not be
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:39, archived)

i really dont like this guy
promised to kill him - wonders why he isn't coming to denmark on his tour to 'repair' relations to Europe.

still looking for the best sign for when i'm demo'ing against him.

anyone got some good suggestions?
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:02, archived)

napalm!!!
*NAPALM*
( Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:07, archived)

hehe
wanna join me?
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:08, archived)

yup!
let's get hands on a barrett light .50

( Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:10, archived)

don't know too many people people with weapons
and he's not gonna show up telling beforehand in Denamrk anyway.

but just telling him him that his ideas is unwanted here - would ease me.

i guess more would show up than last time.

..but still wont be shown on american television.
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:18, archived)

the point would be
to make him feel that we REALLY don't like him at all!!
( Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:20, archived)

let him come to ease relations with europe

he still looks stupid
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:25, archived)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
make that a big poster!!!
( Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:27, archived)

if you're still reading this
HERE
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:36, archived)

W is for Wanker!
but that is too obvious
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:08, archived)

huzzah

( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:31, archived)

that's somewhat ironic
considering the american TV reporter filming a grunt shooting an injured insurgent in Fallujah...
( Mushroom, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:31, archived)

yeah
just as fucked up as showing peoples heads being chopped off
( Kaiser, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:32, archived)

i don't think they actually do
they didn't show the shooting anyway
you're not allowed to mention 'death' and 'Iraq' in the same sentence on US tv :P
( Mushroom, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:35, archived)

we're dumb all over!
Whoever we are
Wherever we’re from
We shoulda noticed by now
Our behavior is dumb
And if our chances
Expect to improve
It’s gonna take a lot more
Than tryin’ to remove
The other race
Or the other whatever
From the face
Of the planet altogether

They call it the earth
Which is a dumb kinda name
But they named it right
’cause we behave the same...
We are dumb all over
Dumb all over,
Yes we are
Dumb all over,
Near ’n far
Dumb all over,
Black ’n white
People, we is not wrapped tight

Nurds on the left
Nurds on the right
Religous fanatics
On the air every night
Sayin’ the bible
Tells the story
Makes the details
Sound real gory
’bout what to do
If the geeks over there
Don’t believe in the book
We got over here

You can’t run a race
Without no feet
’n pretty soon
There won’t be no street
For dummies to jog on
Or doggies to dog on
Religous fanatics
Can make it be all gone
(I mean it won’t blow up
’n disappear
It’ll just look ugly
For a thousand years...)

You can’t run a country
By a book of religion
Not by a heap
Or a lump or a smidgeon
Of foolish rules
Of ancient date
Designed to make
You all feel great
While you fold, spindle
And mutilate
Those unbelievers
From a neighboring state

To arms! to arms!
Hooray! that’s great
Two legs ain’t bad
Unless there’s a crate
They ship the parts
To mama in
For souvenirs: two ears (get down!)
Not his, not hers, (but what the hey? )
The good book says:
(it gotta be that way!)
But their book says:
Revenge the crusades...
With whips ’n chains
’n hand grenades...
Two arms? two arms?
Have another and another
Our God says:
There ain’t no other!
Our God says
It’s all okay!
Our God says
This is the way!

It says in the book:
Burn ’n destroy...
’n repent, ’n redeem
’n revenge, ’n deploy
’n rumble thee forth
To the land of the unbelieving scum on the other side
’cause they don’t go for what’s in the book
’n that makes ’em bad
So verily we must choppeth them up
And stompeth them down
Or rent a nice french bomb
To poof them out of existance
While leaving their real estate just where we need it
To use again
For temples in which to praise our god
(cause he can really take care of business!)

And when his humble tv servant
With humble white hair
And humble glasses
And a nice brown suit
And maybe a blond wife who takes phone calls
Tells us our God says
It’s okay to do this stuff
Then we gotta do it,
’cause if we don’t do it,
We ain’t gwine up to hebbin!
(depending on which book you’re using at the
Time...can’t use theirs... it don’t work
...it’s all lies...gotta use mine...)
Ain’t that right?
That’s what they say
Every night...
Every day...
Hey, we can’t really be dumb
If we’re just following god’s orders
Hey, let’s get serious...
God knows what he’s doin’
He wrote this book here
An’ the book says:
He made us all to be just like him,
So...
If we’re dumb...
Then God is dumb...
(an’ maybe even a little ugly on the side)
( Kaiser, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:36, archived)

Koran Vs. Bible


The Sequel
( M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:39, archived)

oooh!
is it as good as the first?
(Azzek!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:40, archived)

you wrote that?
very good!
( bumblebee.. I am not a number! I am a free snail!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:28, archived)

I think b3ta needs collapsable posts

(Azzek!, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:39, archived)

hahaha
yup!
( Kaiser, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:40, archived)

Yay
for frank :-)
( knickers would like to chat to a nephrologist please, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:04, archived)

indeed!
i love(ed) him!
( Kaiser, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 0:06, archived)

I saw the picture on the news
just one frame, it almost put me off my tea

I felt very angry at that point
( WhB is not a plumber, he's a free gas engineer, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:38, archived)

oooh
nice - and you've given me an idea...

'twill have to wait - Boomtown's started !!
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Tue 16 Nov 2004, 23:26, archived)