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( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:27, archived)

Teh Woo

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)

*nods*
'owdoo Doc
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:29, archived)

Art'noon Prof
And how's life treating, you this gloomy wednesday afternnon?
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

no so bad like
just bin down t'pit mining for precious precious hummus lumps... but I think someone had been there before me and mined it dry. Now I'm off for t'pie and t'mushy peas and a pint of mild
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

*sniggers

*counts lumps of hummus

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

more than 1?
you lucky bugger... wait a minute, that's fools hummus! Chickpea Pyrites!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

ah come on
chickpea Pyrites, that's not bad!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:50, archived)

tough crowd.
Thanks ladies and gentlemen, I'll be here all week... try the soup it's got a really nice profit margin!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)

Mmmmmm, mild.
sometimes I can be such an old man!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

you can, you have my permission
but only sometimes
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

Hmmmn a pint of mild ......
haven't had one of them for years.

/Doffs flat cap and searches for pub with mild
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

Mmmm, mild and bitter is one of my favoured poisons.
Have introduced a lot of friends to it. Was called "Two's" in the part of darkest Norfolk from where I originated.
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)

1/2 of mild 1/2 of bitter
that sounds like some strange alchemy to me
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

You can't beat it!
*salivates*
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

ooh Northern accents make me come over all unnecessary
*comes over all unnecessary*

please don't ask me who necessary is or say he's lucky, please!

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

Did I ever mention I was bord and bread
in t'Durham, in t'North... ?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)

nope
mind you, I assume that most of the day shifters are northern people.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)

why's that then
because we all have night jobs? I personally stack shelves in a hairdressers boutique
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)

no, nothing to do with how much or what type of work you do
more to do with the way most people speak (or rather, write)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)

och aye,
I pure ken, ya ken?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:46, archived)

aye

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:51, archived)

Ahem!
'North'ampton . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:40, archived)

midlands

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:44, archived)

Bollocks!
Rumbled!

Hey! It's further north than Cape Town . . .

/hopeful

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:45, archived)

so's most of the rest of the world

( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:47, archived)

nice quoage there sir
woo
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:28, archived)

where can one find
the famous quo pic? not on google image....i was looking..
(travbot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

I have uploaded it for you:

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

thank you
ever so much! see you in 20 minutes...har har
(travbot, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:37, archived)

That
could almost be a candidate for Viz's "Up the arse corner"
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:38, archived)

but it's here....
images.google.com/images?q=status+quo&svnum=30&hl=en&lr=&c2coff=1&safe=off&start=80&sa=N
(sbeck, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:42, archived)

Is that Mr Titty-belt?
(Chas to his mates)

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:30, archived)

arf
most (woo/quo)-some
(mooglemania has 1 & 3/4 feet..., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

It's a Trap!!
/coat

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

...

( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:33, archived)

He he!

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:35, archived)

hahahahhaha
grrrreat

( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:39, archived)

Gooodeee!
I was hoping to see that again . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:41, archived)

ooooh
shadowtastic my friend.

The Doc might suggest that all it needs is a bottle of cooking sherry!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:31, archived)

That is what
Francis is getting out of his pocket...
( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)

Yay!
Cheap sherry!
( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

The cunts...

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)

Your Quos are the best

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:34, archived)

Cheers.

( chobb ,ø¤ºGREATº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRAPISTº¤ø,¸¸,ø¤ºRECOMMENDEDº¤ø, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:36, archived)

hhahahahah!
Quosome!
( The Duke of Prunes, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 15:32, archived)