Excuse me while I kill myself

*dies*

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(Pearly Pearl, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 16:59, archived)

*kills himself*

( Munsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:00, archived)

i quite enjoyed it last year,
i found it very entertaining.
( Sunshine Elephant, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:05, archived)

Interesting as in:

Hmm. I wonder what it'd be like to poke out my eyes with this poo covered stick?
( Evil Prof. Pixel Masher I made this!, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

*kills the sunshine elephant*

( Munsta, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:12, archived)

what
no people sitting on the toilet? I want to see crimping!
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

If I was on B.B.
I'd just scream the C word* all day long, only stopping to scream something highly illegal, thus getting Channel Four sued, sued hard!




*Cabbages
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:03, archived)

Thing is,
If you said cunt a lot, they'd be wary and ready to bleep you out.

You'd have to play it cool, and slip some expensive libel into the every day rubbish that they talk.

e.g.:

WAYNE: Yah it's really cool, we're all such good friends!
SHARON: Yeah it's great innint!
GEORDIE: This is the best three weeks of my life. It's just like MICHAEL JACKSON FUCKS BABIES' ARSES.
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:07, archived)

Arf!
I'm going to tell them I'm a satan worshipping homosexual who is a boaderline racist (but it will never show through on TV)
I'll PISS the audition!
( Jam Master Geordie FACEBOOK FANPAGE! http://tinyurl.com/ctbb2q ., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:09, archived)

Good luck!
I'll vote for you*





*to be evicted
( 100% Cock I believe that Gorgonzola is the best cheese., Wed 17 Nov 2004, 17:11, archived)