Channel 4 brings you: The Alernative Christmas.....
....Dinner. My first photoshop added to here. I'm proud too.

From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(Darkest Shadow, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:40, archived)

quality first post
woo yay
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:41, archived)

2nded
was that inspired by this image or story?
(sndmn, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:02, archived)

hahaahahahaha..
.. I love the way they say "George Bush, right.." as if we need clarifying who the turkey is!... ok, they may have a point...
( mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:08, archived)

They omitted part of the text:
turkey, liberal, bush, right [...]

Hence the neckgrip
(sndmn, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:11, archived)

Welcome!
Pull up a kitten, shop teh fear etc,,
(syrtismajor is comfortably numb and has been worrying the populace since 1982, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

bloody
good !
damnn bloody good
( Beau Bo d'Or blog at - bbdo.co.uk/blog, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

disgustingly woo
welcome to b3ta


( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

I'm sure I saw that chicken in a newspaper.
Wasn't it in someone's chicken nugget box? I'm certain.
( Dexien, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:44, archived)

yeah because mcdonalds chicken nuggets
are NOW made with real chicken

hmmm, makes my eyebrows twitch
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:45, archived)

ew
someone found chicken in one of those things?

where the cock did that come from?
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:46, archived)

the chicken farm
i imagine (nice punnage by the way)
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:47, archived)

yeah
but how did it get in with the mcnuggets?

(thanks i try)
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

I don't think
they mashed it up properly. I can't remember which company did it, or what paper showed it, but there was a woman holding up the chickenhead that she'd just found in her sons chicken nugget container.

Refreshing, no? :)
( Dexien, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:56, archived)

wasnt there some kid a while ago bit into a chicken burger at mcd's
and chomped straight into a chicken tumour
( Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

I believe it actually
was a humourous comment on the lack of chicken in McNuggets....
(Rtee Fufkin Northern Midlander, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:59, archived)

Arf.
Maybe I missed the point, then. But I do remember reading about it, and I do remember the woman being extremely upset.
So I'm not so sure.
Either way, it's pretty gross. (I heard about the tumour one too.) Delicious.

Edit: Oh, you mean from the start of this thread? Heh. I know! I just felt like explaining my lack of knowledge. x

Editedit: You know it's time to sleep when you start feeling stupid. *scarpers*
( Dexien, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:01, archived)

it must have been nice and crunchy.

( Sunshine Elephant, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:48, archived)

eeww..
..I saw that on boners.com

KFC standards have slipped off the scale
( mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

Well, it was a second choice
After seeing that picture when i couldnt get a hold of a tramp an a dirty allyway i couldnt resist. The question is, what will those burger king kids do to out-wierd McDonalds????
(Darkest Shadow, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:49, archived)

hmm
what's better than a cock?
( vexation in opposition to the toaster no purchase necessary, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

errrm..
...fish salad?.. fur burger?.. bean noisette?
( mikenco, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

Mmm
mm .. fur burger..
( Dexien, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:58, archived)

Yum
Good start.

I'll run away now and get some sleep.
( Tart Monkey, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:50, archived)

brrrrr, shivers me spine dingly tingly
woo yay
( Steerable_forehead Bring back Kickstart, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:51, archived)

Is that a crudely drawn cock?
Woo for the pic...
(The 80's Kid - The dickhead that style forgot, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:52, archived)

I
like that muchos.

Woo!
(Rocksteady is intrigued, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 0:57, archived)

your first photoshop job?
gawd, most of us are chuffed with CDCs and you produce this?

*impressed*


( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 1:15, archived)