The Alternative Queen's Speech


From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(Spunfunkster, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:42, archived)

ha
:)
( connor, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:44, archived)

you're supposed to shop.....
arf! have a banana
( twig has new glasses, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:45, archived)

If they use that just before 3pm on Christmas Day
I'll eat all my hats . . .
Woo!

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:50, archived)

You're not going to be absent again tomorrow
are you?
FFS Northern Blerk is joining us for his 1st B3ta bidet!
*sulks*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 11:59, archived)

My Public need me . . .
sorry, I'll mail you something for him . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:00, archived)

there are a few B3tans in Oxford
are you going to be meeting them?

Mykeyboy lives there doesn't he?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:03, archived)

He's the only reason not to go to oxford bashes

(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:07, archived)

Ooh I smell gossip
He's been very quiet recently. I saw him here t'other night and he was extremely unfluffy (not to me, to others). I think he was inebriated though.

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:09, archived)

I was only briefly on then
It's just his profile is both racist and sexist, and he seems to think of himself as a bit of a "player".
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:10, archived)

Hmm
is there a way I can view his profile without his being here?

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:19, archived)

yes
www.b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=19246
(Sticky Label, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:22, archived)

Thanks
It's erm, interesting

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)

Unlurkify!
Mykeyboy is a total cock. I put him on ignore a long time ago after cringing one too many times at his 'flirting'.

Relurkify!
(Zapol Unlurked at, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:38, archived)

Nah!
Christmas Shopping . . .

( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Thu 18 Nov 2004, 12:13, archived)