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From the c4 Alternative Xmas challenge. See all 820 entries (closed)

(FJ_Reg, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)

Hmmmmm
Bouncing mellons. The secret of any good meal.
(CerberusDog woof, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:29, archived)

You
like her melons, don't you, eh, eh?
*nudges*

woo
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)

The simple answer is
Yes.

But her Toby Jugs are better.
(FJ_Reg, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:33, archived)

it's no good
I'm just not in the mood for ladies today
( twig has new glasses, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)

ooh
you must be poorly

*winds out twizzle type arms to 20ft and hugs*

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)

like
Inspector Gadget?
( twig has new glasses, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:54, archived)

I've never seen inspector gadget
Twizzle is a VERY old children's cartoon. She was a toy and could stretch her arms and legs. She lurks in the back of my memory

( Flowerpot watches through the railings as they play, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 13:01, archived)

1950s apparently
you must have seen it on DVD?

www.algonet.se/~tourtel/images/gerry_anderson/twizzle_1959book.jpg
( twig has new glasses, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 13:07, archived)

That's
all right, just send them all over to me, I'm sure I'll think of something to do with them.
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:41, archived)

melons
melons

big bouncing melons.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 22 Nov 2004, 12:53, archived)