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[challenge entry] damn this hang over


My head is killing.

From the Messing with History challenge. See all 512 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:21, archived)
# haha
hangovers are the worst... especially when you remember the things you did, or even worse when people remind you what you did.... like the fat girl you have in your bed... :p
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:23, archived)
# all i can remember
is trying to get it on with a woman old enough to be my nan.

damn it!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:25, archived)
# haha class!
my mates told me i went over to some fat ginger girl and told her she was the most beautiful girl in the world. then all i remember is making some italian girl cry and getting her a taxi... i need to get rid of beer and women they cause too many problems... wait wtf am i saying they r the most important things in my life!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:27, archived)
# she was a minger,
but i still tried to get it on with her. I distinctly remember squeezing her boobies in full view of all my pals. shit!

Oh, and then to top it off, I went somewhere else and tried to get it on with a fat bird. Smoked a fag because i thought it would make me look cool - i don't even smoke!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# fat birds need love too
they actually put more effort in whilst in bed too... and are dirtier...

/one experience
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:32, archived)
#
ei ei!
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:36, archived)
# If the "dirtier" thing bothers you
you can give them a sponge-on-a-stick for xmas.
(Happy Shopper - synonymous with case modding computer geeks., Sat 27 Nov 2004, 13:09, archived)
# 34...
... Isn't that bad....
(tweebianmonkey Should be known as Widget, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:30, archived)
# it is bad
turn those numbers around...
(I helped save b3ta! Kavanagh thinks that -6C is warm, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 12:31, archived)
# "I pity the Royal fool!!!"
(Stedanmar!!! Salami Llama Penis!!, Sat 27 Nov 2004, 13:07, archived)