( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:18, archived)

I, for one, worship my new penguin god.
*worships*
*dies*
*goes to penguin heaven*
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:19, archived)

I will never worship
such a thing its tree frogs from cheadle hume or nothing for me.
dies
goes to peguin heaven
"what an inclusive religion"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)

haha nice one!
any new m j fox? oh and woo
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:21, archived)

Not yet
I'm still trying to think up something that could top your jurassic park idea.

Bastard. :)
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)

haha i did this
Click for some m j fox goodness!
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)

nicely done!

( Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)

yes, kill all the little bastards
No pr0n. Not even anime pr0n. You dig? Mod.

but but but - sorry - how about this?

(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)

Oh Jesus.

( Mr Gear - the only black guy on B3ta, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)

no, it's a penguin on the cross
jesus had a beard not feathers
READ THE FAQ
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

ewwwwww
but she fucking loves it
( northernwifeb3ta now living in Spain.. and has rescued his profile!, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

Ah yes
the Japanese surely are gods among men.

The sick fucks.
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)

what the hell is that
...
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

well
when a lady loves a man in a special way ...
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

he fills a water pistol with
creme fraiche and fires it in her face?
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)

sort of
but it's something adults do - nothing for you to worry about
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

I'll get vultan to explain...

(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)

just don't let him demonstrate, ok?
.
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)

groan
I cannee hold it captain.
melms all over peewee herman
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)

see below

( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)

Better yet,
Get him to demonstrate.

maybe not, eh?

[edit]
What's that warm, wet feeling in my head?
( Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)

my melm
?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)

Spiderman's
new day job
( Damocles wants to poke you with his big sword, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)

I dont really
understand either when I'm in an orrifice and about to come large industrial machinery couldn't perswade me to pull out and finnish my self off with my hand like a common vaggabond.
BTW. The devorce papers are though so you can get on with the rest of you life.
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)

but that's not very degrading to women
you're a man, you have to humiliate them or they'll think you don't love them
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)

phew
thanks for that, I can get back to buggering holes drilled in watermelons now.
(Super Oaf: The superest of the oafs Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)

nice!
Now get some footage of Chi of chobits with the sticky stuff!
*goes to fetch her excell saga dvd for hyatt+banana footage*
( Blobcat Previously known as Amazongirl, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)

ha ha ha ha
30mph back of the throat.

those crazy japanese.
( Thor_sonofodin loves Pocari Sweat., Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)