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(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:18, archived)
# I, for one, worship my new penguin god.
*worships*
*dies*
*goes to penguin heaven*
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:19, archived)
# I will never worship
such a thing its tree frogs from cheadle hume or nothing for me.
dies
goes to peguin heaven
"what an inclusive religion"
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)
# haha nice one!
any new m j fox? oh and woo
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:21, archived)
# Not yet
I'm still trying to think up something that could top your jurassic park idea.

Bastard. :)
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:23, archived)
# haha i did this
Click for some m j fox goodness!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:25, archived)
# nicely done!
(I helped save b3ta! Sunshine Elephant, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:22, archived)
# yes, kill all the little bastards
No pr0n. Not even anime pr0n. You dig? Mod.

but but but - sorry - how about this?
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:26, archived)
# Oh Jesus.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:28, archived)
# no, it's a penguin on the cross
jesus had a beard not feathers
READ THE FAQ
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)
# ewwwwww
but she fucking loves it
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)
# Ah yes
the Japanese surely are gods among men.

The sick fucks.
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:29, archived)
# what the hell is that
...
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# well
when a lady loves a man in a special way ...
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# he fills a water pistol with
creme fraiche and fires it in her face?
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:32, archived)
# sort of
but it's something adults do - nothing for you to worry about
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# I'll get vultan to explain...
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:33, archived)
# just don't let him demonstrate, ok?
.
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# groan
I cannee hold it captain.
melms all over peewee herman
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:39, archived)
# see below
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)
# Better yet,
Get him to demonstrate.

maybe not, eh?

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What's that warm, wet feeling in my head?
(I helped save b3ta! Bohica Anne Frank's Bukkaki Tentacle Storm, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)
# my melm
?
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:40, archived)
# Spiderman's
new day job
(I helped save b3ta! Damocles wants no part of your debauchery, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:30, archived)
# I dont really
understand either when I'm in an orrifice and about to come large industrial machinery couldn't perswade me to pull out and finnish my self off with my hand like a common vaggabond.
BTW. The devorce papers are though so you can get on with the rest of you life.
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:34, archived)
# but that's not very degrading to women
you're a man, you have to humiliate them or they'll think you don't love them
(peewee13, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)
# phew
thanks for that, I can get back to buggering holes drilled in watermelons now.
(Super Oaf Petit filous?, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:37, archived)
# nice!
Now get some footage of Chi of chobits with the sticky stuff!
*goes to fetch her excell saga dvd for hyatt+banana footage*
(I helped save b3ta! Blobcat Less Jaffacakes this year, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)
# ha ha ha ha
30mph back of the throat.

those crazy japanese.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Tue 30 Nov 2004, 13:35, archived)