it's just a made-up swearword
like fucksocks or wifecrust
( spacefish grontmas is 12 december- all hail the eye!, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:35, archived)

hahahaha!
wifecrust, never heard that one before
( munkt0n, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:37, archived)

me neither
but it's a goodun
( bananaman, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)

oh you
wife crust.
has a nice ring...
( jiva nearly always up for a game of scrabble, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:42, archived)

hehe!
nice ring!
( munkt0n, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:46, archived)

wifecrust??
oh the mental imagery aaaah
(choppy, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:38, archived)

hahahaha wifecrust
*f'nurg*

fuck-knuckle is a personal fave, but it might not meet the demands of the board, due to its possessing a hyphen.

I have also, in the style of Bill Oddie, sighted the odd rare shitehawk here - that really makes me twitch, I can tell you.

Is it just me, or does anyone else have the urge to shout "Shamon motherfucker" in the street, quite at random? I do so hate to fall prey to TV fads, but this one tickles me.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:41, archived)

I greet colleagues at work with that phrase
they don't watch bo selecta, which amuses me even more
( munkt0n, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:43, archived)

heh heh
that's great!

I think I might just get handed a p45 if I tried that at work...

still, if you ever hear someone whistling with intermitent "shamon motherfucker"s on Totteridge and Whetstone high street, that's me :)
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 23:08, archived)

speaking of Bill Oddie...
the quiz machine at my local has a southpark quiz on it...and one of the questions is:
What is a great bearded tit?
a) a small bird
b) (something I can't remember)
c) Bill Oddie

I kid you not...almost had us the first time we saw it too...
( GigerPunk, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 22:53, archived)

lol!
...but no one disses the Oddiemeister and lives to tell the tale, I can tell you. I expect he'll send a flock of angry thrushes to encase the place in droppings.

By the way, do thrushes flock?

I've never seen it happen myself.
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Thu 10 Oct 2002, 23:11, archived)