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Hello Tamsin, I didn't know you frequented this board... er... of course I love you. No of course not. YES. YES! Fair go though, if movie plots were real Kelly Brook would be fair game for a spacky mug like me.



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(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:28, archived)
# who the fuck is tamsin??
and have you got any nude pictures of her?

edit: and what films have you been watching, that gave you that impression? :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:29, archived)
# Tamsin`s going to kick his nadgers later on, methinks
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)
# she's probably warming the vice
as i type
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# Yep.
Oh yes. But that would REALLY earn a kick in the nadgers now woudn't it...?
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:34, archived)
# on the minus side, he looks silly and is baldy
on the plus side, he appears to have money

= babe magnet

/cynical
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:30, archived)
# ..I would



both
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:31, archived)
# blimey that`s not something you hear every day
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:32, archived)
#
that's why I have soundproofing on my bedroom walls

; )
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:37, archived)
# :O)
Wahay! I'll call Kelly...
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:39, archived)
#
Dr David Kelly?
(willtheyorwon'tthey, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:46, archived)
# Him too.
He gives me wood.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 16:49, archived)
# you are the host of the Channel 4 programme "Grand Designs"

ICM5 Euro
(the original woodsman, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 17:02, archived)
# Yes.
I am. It freaks me out to watch it.
(I helped save b3ta! collapsibletank procreates, Fri 3 Dec 2004, 17:04, archived)