Hollywood Stereotypes 101

(je suis tres francais, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:17, archived)

Dr. Condaleezza Rice is *SO* ghetto!

( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)

hahahahaha
hahahahahahahahahah
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:21, archived)

lips-smackin'
thirst-quenchin' ace-tastin' motivatin'

any continuance would help


AND SHUT THAT BLOODY WOMAN UP!
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:23, archived)

It looks like
she's wearing a mouse on her ear. Perhaps she's a newbie?
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)

it's a two-way
white boy.
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:27, archived)

No,
I'm a "two-way white boy".

I'm guessing it's some type of audio equipment.

/intentionally thick
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)

perpatratin'
ventillatin' fudge-packin'
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:25, archived)

reminds me of
Cheap-skate, perpetrating - money hungry jerk
Everyday I drink a "O.E." and I don't go to work
You drippy nose knuckle-head - you're we behind the ears
You like men - and we like beer.

/Beastie Boys - "Hold It Now - Hit It!"
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:29, archived)

Memories...
Now do PE's Rebel Without A Pause
( broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:30, archived)

You know I can.
It would take a nation of millions to hold me back.

www.seeklyrics.com/lyrics/Public-Enemy/Rebel-Without-a-Pause.html
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:34, archived)

Skill!
.
( broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:36, archived)

or something
/Googlebitch
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:38, archived)

Canada
Dry Can
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:47, archived)

hip hop
da hibby, da hibby to the hip hip hop and you don't stop-a rockin to the bang bang boogie said up jump the boogie to the rhythm of the boogie da beat

now what you hear is not a test...
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:32, archived)

Haha!
Sugar Hill Gang, Rapper's Delight

/edit: Funny how back in the day, it didn't need to be gangsta'd up.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:35, archived)

huzzah!
the macaroni's soggy, the peas are mush and the chicken tastes like wood
( Agent Muu wonders what hijinks you've all been up to, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:37, archived)

I think some of the greatest rap lyrics ever
was that crazy-ass whirlwind of what-the-fuck by Flava Flav in "Cold Lampin' with Flava".

"Shoothki-Valoothki/supercalifragahesticalagoothki/you can put that in your don't-know-what-I-said book"
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:49, archived)

I hesitate but feel compelled to use the word...
OXYMORON
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)

A quick google
found "Copy original reproduction outer core oven fried oxymoron oyster crackers".

& I don't think you can say fairer than that.
( broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)

I realize that from the quote
but the whole song was just an explosion of lunacy, and was probably one of the funnest pieces of rap I've ever listened to.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:54, archived)

I think you may have
a virus with a Bayesian filter...
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:56, archived)

I'm not sure I get the connection
but I'm wearing a condom.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 4:03, archived)

Flavor Flav
is the only person ever to be in a black political rap group to wear a clock round his neck & have drug & violence issues.

FACT!
( broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:53, archived)

yeah right
I prefer the idea of Lava Lamp with Cold F
( finnbar The king of the potato people won't let me, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:55, archived)

How many other black political rap singers wore clocks around their necks?
seems to make for a small enough population that the results may be of little significance.
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:58, archived)

Fuck,
if I was sobererer I could join in on a conversation like that... :(
( broadsword Boink boink boink boink, Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:45, archived)

If I was drunker
my posts would be a lot longer and make somewhat less sense.

I'd also post pictures of my knob
( Syncubus Warning: author full of shit [GMT-5], Sun 5 Dec 2004, 3:51, archived)