oh the little hitler kitten?
whodda thunk he would end up there?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 5:04, archived)

I can not blame
Adolph Kitler for his evil namesake. My real name is the same as that of an American SF writer. His shite has made it impossible for me to ever be a great SF writer under my own name. You know who you are - I fried your server in a sky-moo assault and munched your DASD.
( finnbar has finally reached 5000, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 5:08, archived)

SF?
science fiction?
short fiction?
(Philosophacles Now is my chance to be funny, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 5:10, archived)

i munch DASDs every night
among other things
( Agent Muu is walking to Ukraine... PLEASE see profile!, Sat 11 Dec 2004, 5:26, archived)

Use the power of the middle initial

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