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[challenge entry] pig girl

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(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:27, archived)
# ...
waits
...
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:28, archived)
# ...
weighs
...

ooooh! thirty two stone.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)
# well apparently
nobody would for a change.


So woooo!
(serenissima is the most serene. And don't frigging forget it!, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)
# I've posted this a few times
so I expect very few "I woulds" but it's slightly relevant to the compo.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# that's a lot of bacon sandwiches!
uummm - *know's what he's having for lunch now!*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)
# I've had two bacon rolls...
they were delicious.
(I helped save b3ta! The Duke of Prunes, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)
# Woo - she can smell the truffles!
Her hair's in good condition, so she gains points for that...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)
# reminds me of an ex
ZING!
(Mystery Woo Yay Boy, Fri 14 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)