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(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

that's so fantastic
YAY!
( GrandmaOfShoes invariably egotistical., Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

Mercy buckets!
I did it instead of revising for the exam we have this afternoon. Still it was a good way to get me awake in preparation for revising! Yes!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

General Studies isn't an exam,
it's a pub quiz with pretentions... and no peanuts.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

true or false true or false, you decide
the peanut is not a nut but a vegetable, true or false true or false you decide.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

true or false true or false you decide,
Cliff Richards wrote the screenplay for the film Short Circuit 2, true or false true or false you decide.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

False
I decided.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:23, archived)

true or false true or false you decide,
Jesus was actually a very early type of taxi driver, true or false true or false you decide.
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:24, archived)

Unfortunately my exam is on Operating Systems forr Programmers
I'm doing an intensive course in programming for internet applications and we're supposed to know how to use unix, amongst other things, after only having skimmed over the materials in class yesterday and monday :(
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

Pub Quiz*
*actually no, it sounds quite complicated... have a bucket of sympathy and some good luck vicks vapour rub
(Prof UnderCover old geordie mind tricks, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:22, archived)

jammy bastard
my course material wasn't anywhere near as sexy
( techierob, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:32, archived)

*wanks at the thought of unix*

( Reckless_Rik, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:54, archived)

Could he not lay down and eat?
Woo to the pic though
(ray bentos, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong, but I've never seen a giraffe lying down,
I'll assume it's the same for this creature. Afterall - what would they do with all that... leggage?
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:12, archived)

a very valid point
I've never seen a giraffe laying down either.

Poor bastard, he must be starving.
(ray bentos, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:14, archived)

i have
they're right lazy bastards
(.rigby ., Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)

yeah they are
every time I see one I shout
"Get a job ya lazy bastard giraffe!" †

† completely made up
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

I concur
they come over here and lounge around in state funded zoos doing fuck all while we the working people are expected to pay taxes to keep the spotty cunts, frankly I'd rather we sent them all back to fucking zebra land
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

See at least in the case of a giraffe it can reach the high up branches
but the giraffalope (actually based on a gazelle source pic, but I'm counting on the fact that no-one will know unless I accidentally mention it) has no neck and so can't reach the juicy leaves that are high up off the ground either. As for giraffes and lying down, like I say, I'm not sure, but I seem to remember they can't bend their necks down really low or the change in blood-pressure would make bits of them explode or something.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

i agree
i think i must have said something similar a little bit down the page at the exactish same time

img156.exs.cx/my.php?loc=img156&image=unconvincing9kd.gif
if you really want to see the last fram and how i cunningly fool the eyes into thinking the guy is falling more smoothly. (i feel like mosis must have felt after his first one of the wrist.)
( Jamnog º , drINKING LoTS OF gIN, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

Useless bit of triv
They have the highest blood pressure out of all the mammals.

100% Fact
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

I wonder how far the blood would spurt if you slit a giraffe's neck?
Not that I am advocating such a course of action, naturally!
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)

A very valid point my friend.
One that needs investimigating, I'll get the research grant agreed.
(its a bloody shambles, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:25, archived)

and the highest head

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)

they sleep standing up
clever
( bookerina, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:20, archived)

so do cows
not that clever now eh?
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:21, archived)

well, to give them their due,
cows aren't exactly tall and spindly, so it's a bit easier for them I would have thought. Whereas a giraffe looks like it ould fall over if you farted at it.
(jaldo_dron a delicate balance, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:26, archived)

yay
woo

oh also i finished that animation but its too big

edit : the giraffe sleeps for umm 4 or 5 minuets a day and cannot bend its head down for longer than a minuet before those horns puff fully with blood and give the giraffe an anurism or something causeing it to die.
( Jamnog º , drINKING LoTS OF gIN, Wed 19 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)