I get this all the time....


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( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:40, archived)

hahahahahahaha
brilliant.
a girl came up to me in the pub last night and said "can i smell your cock"?
"certainly" i replied.
"i thought so" she said, "you should wash that".
( mikeisbrill, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:45, archived)

i suspect
that she wasn't joking.
( stouffer, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:49, archived)

I always carry
an old haddock around with me for such occasions.
( Mr Spleen Can do better. C-, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:01, archived)

it reminds me of
the Reeves and Mortimer joke:
"Can you smell onions?"
"No"
"What - not even up close?"
( brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 15:12, archived)

Hahaha!
I like that :)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:50, archived)

hyuk hyuk
nice!
( aaarrgghh...wasps! !spsaw...hhggrraaa, Fri 18 Oct 2002, 14:51, archived)