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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)

im going

shopping, bye

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Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:13, archived)

stay here

and go tattyshopping. Express yourself - TO THE MAX!

(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:25, archived)

And God created porn hedgehog

Ron Jeremy. With a little willy. Because he was jealous.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:16, archived)

No,

wibblywobbly created porn hedgehog
Ron Jeremy with a little willy, because he was jealous ;¬)

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wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:20, archived)

13" cock?

or face like that? You decide.

no-one but a pornstar'd fuck him anyway.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:29, archived)

Hey

"no-one but a pornstar'd fuck him anyway." - and that's a bad thing?, I wish the women I'd dated looked like porn stars!

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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)

Looks, yes.

Fanny like a windsock, no. And they get paid. Except for one of them (I think it may have been Jenna Jameson) who said she'd do anything but dogs and Ron Jeremy.

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charliedontsurf, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

hahahaha

/finally gets it.
woo and yay (and urgh).

(Withiel assumes the position!, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:18, archived)

arf

morning
and trust you to do that one ;¬)

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swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:21, archived)

Damn!

Was just uploading a Ron Jeremy one. :(

I'll post it later when no-one's looking.

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Afinkawan Yes I can hear you Clem Fandango, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:28, archived)

hehhehe

wrong :)

(burger breath, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)