hahaha!!

what is it with women and shoes and plasters on their feet?

BUY PROPER SHOES!
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)

Oh yeah . . .
and collapse the economy by making all the plaster manufacturers redundant, great plan!!

Take a wider view . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)

I try to... but all I see are sexy ladies covered in Elastoplast!

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)

good job their thongs don't rub . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)

mmm cheese wire! :D

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)

We wear stoopid shoes
Because flatties make us look like lezzas

Not that there's anythign wrong with that of course..
( DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

what about shoes with transparent bits in the souls so they look like high heels
but they`re really trainers?
( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)

Then we look like
we work at Spearmint Rhino



Not that there's anythign wrong with that...
( DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)

'lo
do you always spell it anythign?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)

I have to say
This is teh first time - do you think it works?
( DandyLion, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)

works for me . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

yse
.
( vladimir I am superwin, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:00, archived)

pfft

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

We have no plasters in our first aid box
because all the women chored them and stuck them on their feet.
( The Duke of Prunes, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 14:53, archived)

At a couple of places I worked at
I was told that plasters were no longer allowed to be in the first aid box because some people are allergic to them.

Nanny state!

I reckon more people are allergic to nuts than plasters yet that doesn't stop them having Snickers in the choccy machine, tusk.

( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:16, archived)

that`s true! I remember somebody telling me that also

( Reckless_Rik, Mon 24 Jan 2005, 15:19, archived)