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(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:39, archived)

where`s the comedy cock?
;)
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)

minced and cooked
and there's a comedy coke
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:41, archived)

haha
little mac meal please
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:40, archived)

for an extra 50p
you can mini-size it!
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)

that sounds like a good deal actually

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)

they do it with cold water
and a picture of Bella Emberg in the nip . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)

gah!

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)

i got loads of vouchers through the door the
other day, yesterday i bought a big mac meal and got one free, and was ever so close to getting a free nus cheeseburger on both before the manager told the chinese man he couldn't, yum
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)

mmm!
Mini-size Me!



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)

Yay!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:42, archived)

woo
have you got photoshop now? if not your paintmashes are getting bloody good
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)

Well,
a mystery benefactor took pity on tiny Tim the Hat and gave him a free and au gratis (with melted cheese) copy of potato shop. Unfortunately, I can only install it at home (not work) but I need to upgrade to Win 2000 instead of 98 before I can fully utilise it . . . If I could just find out who the kindly old codger was . . . Oh yes, this was Paint . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)

yeah it wasn't this one
i noticed the the animated one the other day
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)

which one?
I been doin' loads . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)

don't...
you'll start him reposting from last summer...

(*hides)



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:51, archived)

Oh . . .
My animated Anything goes . . .

I'll have a look . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)

excellent!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)

me too
cunt
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:46, archived)

who"
me? Dave or you?



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:48, archived)

Tourettes . . . ?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)

arf

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:52, archived)

me for sure

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)

eh?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)

ah!


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:54, archived)

to be fair yours was better
and first, and i was only kidding. now burger off!
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)

Oh, I see!
You were calling me, not ZW 'cos you preferred mine . . . sorry, that's just the way of things b3tan . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:04, archived)

no ZW for trying to be secret
no way i'd call the pun king a cunt
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:19, archived)

eh?
ZW is pun king . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)

eh?
crossed wires? DtH = Pun King, ZW = cunt (ish)
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:24, archived)

ah I see
woo yay
fucking great big shiny cocking 'ning to everyone
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)

Hello Twiggles
and hello Pat.


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:43, archived)

arf!
I hadn't thought of that...

( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)

what did you did on your weekend?
pray do tell us all (or just me and I'll tell the rest of them)
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:45, archived)

went to Manchester
and met a lady :)
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)

hooooray for wimmins,
You sly old devil you. See - I told you those spray on jeans would work!

so - what's she called, what religion is she, what does she do for a living, what do her parents do... and so on.


...twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, twig's got a girlfriend, la la laaa laaa laaaaalaaaa.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)

I'm not one to kiss and tell...

( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)

YAY :)
at least you know her name - it's always embarrasing when you don't. This is like an episode of Friends of a film with Sandra Bullock in it (i'n'it?).

edit - is this where you were all of yesterday when you should have been here on the board? Did your weekend run over?
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)

well sort of
I stayed at hers on Sunday night, got up to go to work and found my car had been towed away from outside her house. In my haste and enthusiasm I had managed to park in a bus lane. So yesterday I had to get my car back, which cost £135, but as I couldn't drive to work I called in sick and we went back to bed until 12... ;)
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)

ha ha ha ha - brilliant
have a panda dance to celebrate.



I have to bugger off for a wee bit now and then I have to prepare compo stats. If you see Pot tell her she's doing a rubbish job of making sure I do it, because I haven't done it. Have fun.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)

I love that panda
will do
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:09, archived)

the dirty dog!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)

Ooh!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:53, archived)

ning to everyone else,
and you buggerlugs
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:44, archived)

trust you're well fella?
has a rainy Tuesday ever felt as good as this before?

( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:47, archived)

you're in a fine fair mood this morning, did you quit your job or
win the lotto or have a really really good sandwich something? I am exceedingly well thankski verski muchski budski... go on, what's heppened?

edit: meet - www.b3ta.com/board/4187841
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:49, archived)

let's have this conversation in EVERY thread!
www.b3ta.com/board/4191259

edit: I thought it said quilt free meet
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:50, archived)

Okay - I'll try
and put yer specks on grandad... although delicious meet is quilt free, so is most other food, so it's not something I need to advertise.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)

*puts specks on*
*eats quilt salad sandwich*
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)

uuummmm,
you just can't beat that fine duck feather taste.
( Prof UnderCover belligerence aroused by a real or supposed wrong, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)

eider down
a Monkey Beer right now...
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)