A very small cock

( Goatpod, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)

yay!

( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:55, archived)

Hahahahaha
That is fucking woo
( Leningrad add me 2 twitter yo: twitter.com/takebacks, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:56, archived)

Woo! That's fab.

"Now it says 'cook' where it once said 'cock' and 'pass' where it once said 'piss'!"
( Christian Bale of Hay in a field, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:57, archived)

hurrah!
smashing!
( mrRush, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)

hahaha
wicked!!

Whose eye?
(Lego - lurker supremo in Putney, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:58, archived)

brill
top shoppery
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 10:59, archived)

haha

woo
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)

Ah - you'll be needing my special patent cock-measurer...
(Mrs ZW swears by it)





( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)

haha
why would the Mrs. be using it? ;)
( Sir Zyk0tiK Has finally donated to the cause, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

cos she never believes me when I tell her...
..now she has teh proof... to tell all her chums.

I am a legend in my own lunchbox.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)

Still coming in at a grand THREE Inches
Monster!
(CerberusDog woof, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)

Huzzah
for 6 inches
( twig Save 6 Music, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

With your fake ruler, my penis is a massive 2 inches long

hurrah!
( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

which end are you measuring from?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)

probably the bit where the wee comes out


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)

Hahahaha!
Loon!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Jaffa cakes only 500 calories per box - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)

from my balls

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)

Hahahahaha!
I've got one of those!

no, wait...
( Manic declared war on Old Media, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:05, archived)

That
is a bit bloody good that is.


( Flowerpot If in doubt, shop Freebase's head onto it, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:11, archived)