Ah - you'll be needing my special patent cock-measurer...
(Mrs ZW swears by it)






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( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:00, archived)

haha
why would the Mrs. be using it? ;)
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

cos she never believes me when I tell her...
..now she has teh proof... to tell all her chums.

I am a legend in my own lunchbox.



( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)

Still coming in at a grand THREE Inches
Monster!
(CerberusDog woof, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:13, archived)

Huzzah
for 6 inches
( twig has new glasses, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

With your fake ruler, my penis is a massive 2 inches long

hurrah!
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:01, archived)

which end are you measuring from?

( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:02, archived)

probably the bit where the wee comes out


( Zaphod's Wombat - Never did quite get the hang of, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)

Hahahaha!
Loon!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:08, archived)

from my balls

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:06, archived)