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From the The Land That Scale Forgot challenge. See all 621 entries (closed)

(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:17, archived)

just as well it`s not a ..... CRANEberry!


woo!
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:22, archived)

. . . with a GRAPEling hook . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:23, archived)

ooooh!
teh puns!
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)

a punnet full . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)

that`s simply
_(golden) delicious
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)

Shut up Granny . . .
Smith


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:30, archived)

You've all gone
Nuts. ... urr... nuts?
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)

Sez Who?
Ah! Sesame!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:32, archived)

aha!
You've all gone BRAMLEY!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)

no need to be
so (sc)grumpy
( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)

ouch!
that one (brae)burns
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)

you're all a bunch of...
...cox!!!
;)
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)

What a bunch of cox . . .
EDIT: I HATE you!



( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)

oh dear..
...I've GALA get outta here!!
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:39, archived)

Go, man, go!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)

This is getting Tedious,
can we just get to La Crunch?
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)

Yeah, lets discuss sixties pop . . .
I think Gerry and the Pacemakers were mush better than Buddy Holly and the Crickets . . .

but you may think Buddy would Tan Gerry n' the Pacemakers . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)

what an Earth are...
...you STORKing about

(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50, archived)

STALKing,
shurely?
( urbane legend i have known the inexorable sadness of pencils, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)

...
I stand COREcted!
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:55, archived)

That pun is a lemon!
FACT!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 12:04, archived)

I seed what you did there

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)

Gah!
PIPped to the post!
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:34, archived)

cor-e!

( Reckless_Rik, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:35, archived)

peel the other one

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:36, archived)

Are you taking ...
...the pith?
(sbeck, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)

My cat got stuck in a wall once
so I had to COaX him out.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:37, archived)

that one was paw-paw

(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:38, archived)

It's true!
IT'S TRUE!!
But(ternut squash) atleast I have my dignity.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)

well kumquat may

( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:41, archived)

as my (pome)gran(ate) used to say


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:42, archived)

I'm sorry,
I got a bit flustered there,

Allow me to Legume...
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:43, archived)

(goose)berry well then
I'm running out!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:44, archived)

I've got loads!
I could go an and an (b)an'ana n an . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:45, archived)

Bilimbi! that was a good one!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:46, archived)

Shut it!
Ugli . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:47, archived)

Oh,
me and you, liz! We get up to so many Capers!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)

Durian really think so?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)

OfGOURDs I do!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:50, archived)

Have you got
persimmon to use a pun that bad?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:59, archived)

that's because
it is you one true passion(fruit) in life
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:47, archived)

I find it always
Cherries me up . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)

Yes,
I always FIGured you as a happy person.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:49, archived)

*Arranges a date


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)

i hate it when it kum(quat)s to this
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)

You're
a Star(fruit), you are.
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:53, archived)

so's Sharon . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:54, archived)

Its one of my passion fruits
( first inch is the worst! its spelt c.u.n.t., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:54, archived)

(Ly)chee-rs Mate!


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:58, archived)

yeah,
it looks PEARfect to me.

edit: hah. that sounds scouse :P
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)

Scouse?
It can be ORANGEd . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:26, archived)

come an' AVACADO
if you think you're hard enough
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:27, archived)

water (melon) good pun!
you win
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:29, archived)

Who made you the man
darin' to call an end to the punning?


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:31, archived)

Arf!
that one's a peach!
( swaza I'm bad, I'm bad. You know it. I'm bad., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:33, archived)

It was voted best in a straw(berry)
poll . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:40, archived)

maybe they're building
some apples and pears
(GoldenFanjita, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:25, archived)

hah!
missed that one :P

Woo!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:48, archived)

I didn't, I just didn't reply
'cos it was such an old chestnut . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:51, archived)

oh,
You're such a sour(sop) Puss!
(Sir Zyk0tiK Tea for two., Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:52, archived)

Gah!
I haven't got lime for this . . .


( Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - Can't find glasses he likes - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 25 Jan 2005, 11:57, archived)