Close,
but no sausage...yet
( wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:36, archived)

is it
couple celerbrate after inventing floating paint to aid marriners
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:39, archived)

pfft

( Mr Gimpson Wolfguts, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:42, archived)

is it just the shock that
someone in south africa has left the compound without their flame thrower?
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:52, archived)

Couple comiserate that they are moving away and can no longer have slaves?

( gronkpan I still miss you Geoff, Wed 26 Jan 2005, 13:43, archived)