I hate these new novelty lagers.


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(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)

It seems to be drunk by legless boys
and girls in scuba gear
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)

Their legs are hidden behind teh foamy head...
.. or was that just a bad pun?
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

They have very short calves then?

( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:05, archived)

Hmmm, I think they'd be hidden
But maybe you're right. Or maybe their legs have been dissolved due to too much time spent sitting in Scale Ale.

Now Cock off. :-}

/joking
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)

Haha
but the girl has not yet dissolved or does the lager only disolve boys?

I shall cock off now then shall I ;)
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)

Doh!
Erm, she covered herself in vaseline before going swimming in the beer.
/awaiting sordid response....
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)

sordid answers come via Reckless Rik
will arrive shortly
( maiden it probably wasn't my fault after all, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:13, archived)

hehe
you said come!
( cunilinguini, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:31, archived)

the clip on ones?

( The Duke of Prunes, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:02, archived)

people in scuba masks look funny - fact
and I'll have a pint of that, just scrape the boys off the top
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)

They come on a cocktail stick
So you can just leave them in the ashtray.
(Dr Funkenstein - back in the civilised world, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)

good idea

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)

thats fantastic
"pull the ladder up grandma I can swim"
( Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Thu 27 Jan 2005, 15:03, archived)