Surely
this is NSFW? And on the front page too?
(Brian Blessed, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:15, archived)

it's a duckling
cock or not, there's no way it can be mistaken for pr0n!
( Wasp Box is skinny, scared and off his game, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:17, archived)

fwap fwap fwap fwap
Ahem.
( NobbyNobody hates the eKSF because it is shit, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 13:19, archived)