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(Barbara's Bush, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:40, archived)
# YES!
Best first post EVER!!*
Well done and many many woos.

Oh and welcome.

*Apparently isnt true.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# Ahhh
thangyouww...
(Barbara's Bush, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# I totally concur
(except for mine, which was front paged and then deleted /not bitter)

WOOTASTIC!!
(I helped save b3ta! VampireMonkeyOnSpeed a super sexy sexual sex terrorist sex, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:44, archived)
# Harsh.
But fair??

/didnt see it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrSparky, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# Hah hah ha
That made me beat me until i laugh
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:41, archived)
# excellent! brilliant stuff!
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:42, archived)
# class first post
welcome to b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! Johno says the chances of anything coming from mars are a million to one But still they come on, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:43, archived)
# haha
Nice one. Who says crude is crap?
(I helped save b3ta! Nimble Colin camera-wrangling, globe-trotting whisky enthusiast, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# woo
pull up a duckling welcome on board
(I helped save b3ta! Vultan the real one I threw my little yellow shoe, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:45, archived)
# that made me guffaw
and in the process cause an odd tickling sensation in my right ear. That can't be healthy.
(Hazhar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:46, archived)
# brain_leak
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:49, archived)
# So it is
tastes funny.
(Hazhar, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# there was a bloke on the tube this morning who looked like a young Bernard Cribbins
so of course I stared for a little bit... until he put his little finger up his nose, twiddled for about 10 seconds, then of course pulled it back out and put it in his mouth

*BOKE*
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:52, archived)
# Dips finger in boke


puts finger in mouth

*BOKES up Riks BOKE*
(5 Lighters for a Pound, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# you sick sick fuck
you shoulda seen what I ate for lunch....

.. and it wasn`t bogies, or meat.. actually it wasn`t too disgusting at all :\
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:01, archived)
# Yay!
That's giggly n that.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:47, archived)
# Just a quicky FP
In regards to www.b3ta.com/board/4203829

I didn't think I had slagged you off, and I'm sorry if I upset or offended you, that wasn't my intention. If I came across as patronising it was probably as I'd found the remark
"I thought it was a B3ta board for B3ta people who don't want to post pics. I suppose you changed the rules while nobody was watching." a little patronising.

Not that it really matters either way, but I've never had any problem with you, and I hadn't meant to have a go at you if that is how I came across. You just happened to wander across at an inopportune time and got defensive over a semi-sarcastic comment.

Anyway, I apologise (genuinely) for any offense caused.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:55, archived)
# you're only making things worse now
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Really?
I'm only trying to apolgise. If it makes things worse I'll delete it and go and do some work.
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:59, archived)
# well I think you`ve been a man about it
now you have to buy Flo Jo some er... er.. whatever it is girls like these days
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:04, archived)
# cars
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:07, archived)
# and money
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# but not boys
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# Hehe
maybe a little out of my price range.

Anyway, it looks pretty academic, I think I may have been ignored
(I helped save b3ta! Fenris temporary Lazarus, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:08, archived)
# probably not
Pot's lully and she's not likely to hold a grudge or remain in a bad mood with anyone who hasn't been really naughty.

She's one of the many beautiful and glowing attractions the picture board has to offer to the potential visitor or holiday maker.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:11, archived)
# Right, that's it
I want your babies!

trouble is that I've got so many of the buggers now that I don't know what to do with them
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:18, archived)
# No twiggles
he's made it better.

BTW Fenris, when I mentioned about top posters not being slagged off I was talking about other posters (cos he isn't the most prolific).

I took offence to your suggestions of naughty goings on. It's banter and harmless and I didn't think anybody could seriously believe that there is more to it than that.

But thanks for the apology, it's accepted with good grace and I promise to call off the man-eating warthogs :)

Edit: Blimey the board is so fast that this has dropped off the page. Please let me know that you have read this, Fenris.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:09, archived)
# so are you two porking or what?
(I helped save b3ta! Reckless_Rik, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:10, archived)
# Oh yes, he has a 6000 mile willy!
but it's top secret (about the porking, not the willy because he is proud of that).
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 15:15, archived)
# Yay!
Hooray for CDC's!*


* Crudely drawn canards
(I helped save b3ta! fukka isn't around as much as he used to be..., Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:48, archived)
# 'What's the French for Duck'
'Canard'
'I know it's difficult'

Only foolin
(WARNING: This name may contain the word CUNT, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:50, archived)
# my friend's Mum
asked me the other day if I wanted some CDM
she meant Cadbury's Dairy Milk and not Crudely Drawn Minge
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:51, archived)
# Snigger,
that's gigglesome, that :¬)
(I helped save b3ta! wibblywobbly - helping ugly people get laid since 1982, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:56, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! corington, Fri 28 Jan 2005, 14:58, archived)
# Nicely done!
Great!
(I helped save b3ta! Art101 You all have an unhealthy and morbid fascination, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 22:29, archived)