Too obvious

bindun, but couldn't resist
(hokkyokusei, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 17:11, archived)

funnier than
it has any right to be....

Woo
( beast_with_two_backs Every time you kill a kitten, God masturbates, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 17:13, archived)

Duckspeak!
/orwell
(MysteryE, Sat 29 Jan 2005, 18:13, archived)