Arf! Chortle!
That is ace, but for future reference the technical name for a man/ woman hybrid is a "Pat". (Looks around) Wow, it's been a while, has the Tesco value bandwagon stopped yet?
( Royalle, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 13:13, archived)

See
the front page.
( NobbyNobody, Wed 23 Feb 2005, 22:34, archived)