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I remember the days when you buy a chew for a penny.
Can you still get them?
( Slim has found god. He was down the back of the sofa., Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:52, archived)

you sure can.
If you are a real connissuer of the penny chew, get yourself down to makro, where you can still get boxes of 400 mojo's, or flying saucers, or fried eggs.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 13:57, archived)

Hehe
To my right I have about £15's worth of penny sweets from Makro. Pear drops, fizzy apple strips, disco discs, cola bottles and fizzy strawberries. Yum.
( VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:07, archived)

for the ultimate belch
put a good handful of fizzy cola bottles in your mouth. Start chewing, but dont swallow. then, open a can of coke. Fill moth to capacity. Close lips tightly. Jump up and down on the spot for about a minute.

Swallow contents of mouth.

Stand on desk, and prepare to amaze the whole office.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:10, archived)

Christ on a bike....
You're not wrong.
( VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:14, archived)

I cannot believe
you actually did that.
( Dr Phil Kitten, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:19, archived)

would you like a display at the halloween party?
.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)

Neither
can I....
( VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:53, archived)

Warning
can lead to projectile vomiting.

But its still impressive.
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:21, archived)

What has the poor
Moth done to deserve that, and how do you know when a moth has reached its capacity?
( bovine www.richardtingley.co.uk, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:16, archived)

They squeak.
Only quietly though, so you have to listen carefully.
( VeryGnawty, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:17, archived)

only just noticed that typo.
d'oh
( Dr Nick Riviera, Thu 24 Oct 2002, 14:24, archived)