Uh Oh...
Its quick but to the point.

At least you wont have to worry about chavs vandelising it.
( spaceage, Fri 11 Mar 2005, 21:00, archived)

But now
you'll have to worry about them porking it
( mediocre so young & so 1337, Fri 11 Mar 2005, 21:02, archived)

Yes, but..
..anyone who tried porking him would be sent screaming.
(DeadMeat, Fri 11 Mar 2005, 21:36, archived)

At least it can't get pregnant
...I hope
(evil_mikey_good_mikey is easily amused, Fri 11 Mar 2005, 21:40, archived)