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# ...are you my mummy?
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:40, archived)
# I think mummy
may have been less sloth-ful in bed than daddy likes to think.

Buts its so woo I want to cry!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# awwwwwww
the fluff is almost overwhelming.
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# heheh
yes, I suppose juxtaposing "cutest things on the web" from previous newsletters is a bit underhanded.
 
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:50, archived)
# Sound General Quarters!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 23:46, archived)
# :)
fluffypants!

'lo sir! long time no see
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:42, archived)
# seems so, doesn't it
yet, it can't be that long?



I'm good. Yourself?
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:49, archived)
# Eww
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:50, archived)
# : P
 

 
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# That's given me
a semi
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:52, archived)
# hahahahahahahaha.
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:54, archived)
# I dont know if I want to fuck it or eat it
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I hate it when that happens
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# i get it with corpses.
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# you too?
and here I felt so alone...
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:13, archived)
# I usually get it
with egg mayonaise sandwiches.

Hilarious fun at picnics if you put the sandwich back on the plate
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# everyone else turns you down
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# It's party tiem!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:53, archived)
# yeah, you know it
 
*dons special hat*
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:56, archived)
# /prepares cake
shit no party hats
/steals Beatties christmas hat
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# egads
that's me gone vegetarian then.
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:06, archived)
# WELCOME!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:11, archived)
# No doubt it's popular with the ladies
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:55, archived)
# It's like
Gene Simmons mutated with some undercooked slice of veal.

I don't know about you guys, but I find that a turn-on
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:59, archived)
# if it starts spitting up blood i'm gonna lose it
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:01, archived)
# *finishes fwapping*
I already have.

Woah - three minutes! thats a new stamina record!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:03, archived)
# I like the cut of your jib
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:04, archived)
# I like the splice of your mainbrace
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:07, archived)
# I like the nub of your gist
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:08, archived)
# I like the nib of your gust?
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# GUSSET NIBBLER
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# that sounds hot
/fwaps
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:14, archived)
# oh, it is
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:17, archived)
# so whats the difference between a nibble, a nip, and a nipple?
cos my girlfriend complains that I keep getting them confused
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# the first two
can be verbs or nouns.

the last is only a noun.

this should help.
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:23, archived)
# BUTTOCK BITER!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:15, archived)
# that too
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)
# make the bunny wink!
i dunno, i just feel it should wink
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:56, archived)
# Aww
Little baby furtive
Don't worry baby furtive, I'LL BE YOUR MUMMY!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:43, archived)
# i'm sorry to break this to you
but mummies don't get to bum their infants...
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:10, archived)
# Arf!
I only bum Abandonnship ;)
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:12, archived)
# does she know about this?
more importantly does she know about your sandpaper condoms?
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:18, archived)
# sandpaper condoms?!
i'm not sure i like the sound of that
/slowly backs towards door
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:20, archived)
# he figured that since you get those textured one with the little dimples
and that sandpapr was like lots of little tiny dimples packed closed together... they'd be ace
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:25, archived)
# hahaha
he's so sweet, everything 'for her pleasure'
/continues heading for door
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# actually no...
he only likes the dimples because they look a bit like genital warts (actual comment to me by a lady friend)
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:28, archived)
# aahaha
nice
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:30, archived)
# the last bit... not the bit about liking them because of it
she wasn't that weird
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:32, archived)
# hahaha
i figured
but thank you
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:35, archived)
# you can never be too careful!
my three weeks in cubs taught me that
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:41, archived)
# i have my foot in my mouth
95% of the time
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:50, archived)
# ahhh the pitfalls of professional contortionism
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:53, archived)
# yep I did
but no condoms for you baby!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 3:27, archived)
# fluffy sloths+furtive+box=fluff O.D.
-dies-
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 2:44, archived)
# sloths are filthy, ugly and disgusting creatures
but I like this, so have a woo!
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 9:58, archived)
# that is so fluffy
it's given me a furball.

*hack*
(, Mon 21 Mar 2005, 10:42, archived)