We will topple his regime

( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:33, archived)

is it me
or does he look like Michael Keaton there?
( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:34, archived)

Yeah it does to me too.

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)

No it's definitely David Sullivan who looks like Michael Keaton, not you
*gets back in box*
*shuts lid*
( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)

*nails lid shut*

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:38, archived)

*escapes from trap-door specially fitted for such an eventuality*
*falls down deep hole*
*catches braces on nearby nail*
*is catapaulted several hundred feet in the air*
*lands on superfly_TNT*
*is victorious*
( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:41, archived)

is this a Jar-Jar scene from Episode 3?

( Mr Gimpson is super sexy and you know it, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:42, archived)

hope so*
*hope not
( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:43, archived)

If it meant I could be in it, I'd do that!

( dingo_chutney *parp*, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:45, archived)

*extricates self from giant_squid*
*bows to superior gymnastic ability*
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:45, archived)

hehe

( manwithunderpantsonhead www.songanddance.co.uk, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)

Nicely shopped, Mr Squid!

( Doc G and Sid the Monkey may contain traces of spatula, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:35, archived)

huzzah
that am woosome

and I just got emailed this as part of some better-than-viagra spam:

Khuda hafiz The educated differ from the uneducated as much as the living from the dead.
Love is the strange bewilderment that overtakes one person on account of another person.

In all chaos there is a cosmos, in all disorder a secret order.
Rock 'n Roll is an asylum for emotional idiots.

To desire is to obtain to aspire is to achieve.

Love talked about is easily turned aside, but love demonstrated is irresistible.

All my life through, the new sights of Nature made me rejoice like a child.

Abstain from beans.He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I ever met.
It is more shameful to distrust our friends than to be deceived by them. If we had paid no more attention to our plants than we have to our children, we would now be living in a jungle of weed.
One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time.
If you cannot renounce the world the genius of happiness will never salute you. Faith is not belief without proof, but trust without reservation.

Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into.
Those whom true love has held, it will go on holding.
Nothing is more fatal to health than an over care of it.

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of the other person.

Wierd.

Edit: "Abstain from beans"???
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:36, archived)

It's all lies
as it didn't start with "Confucius say..."
( dingo_chutney *parp*, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)

I get these all the time
Probably sent by David Sullivan
( maplins bumming sheeps since, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:39, archived)

yeah, the bitch
anybody got his email address? I've got about five squillion of these I could send back to him.
( The Figurative Pineapple ... IN JAIL!, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:41, archived)

that rather well done
why don't you do more of these and less of the badly drawn pink ostrich ?
*hopes*
( oCo, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:40, archived)

That's fighting talk where I come from*
*Hertfordshire
( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:42, archived)

no offence meant, I just do enjoy these more
than a hastily drawn picture (even if I do like the concept of a pink ostrich).
( oCo, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:45, archived)

the Mort pics tend to actually take longer than this kind of thing
because, although they're badly drawn, they're quite fiddly sometimes.

I'm working on a Mort Flash animation, which will hopefully be rather better than the paintmashes you're used to.
( giant_squid, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:49, archived)

good
don't mind me and continue to do what you want :)
I just like to rant once in a while.
( oCo, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:57, archived)

shock
no, you can't get rid of mort.
he's become like part of the b3ta familly
(Killslay, Tue 22 Mar 2005, 14:50, archived)