
I am on leave to today. When I go in to work, my colleagues will ask me what I did with my day off. I am not going to tell them I stayed up until 3:00am doing a spoof movie poster taking the piss out of a porn baron, spending five minutes at the end trying to get the shade of purple for Dan Ackroyd's bell end just right.
They wouldn't understand.
(, Wed 23 Mar 2005, 3:21, archived)