This'll cheer him up...

( The Great Architect Julie Moult is an idiot, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 14:43, archived)

then why has he got a syringe and tin foil?
Surely "brown powder"?
( drunkenoaf, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 15:27, archived)

Mix coke with citric
and you can still inject it.
( tehspanna, Thu 24 Mar 2005, 15:29, archived)